Happy New Year 2003 !!  

 

The 20 + 50 = 70

Wolffpack Birthday Bash

Houston, Texas, USA    Nov. 9, 2002  

Bridget - April 30, 1982  (daughter)
Gary - Nov. 18, 1952

Walter - Dec. 22, 1932  (dad)  


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While you're making out your list of New Year's resolutions, you may
want to look over this list.  It's a pretty powerful list we could all stand to live by!
 
The most destructive habit.................................Worry
The greatest joy..........................................Giving
The greatest loss...........................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work..........................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait........................Selfishness
The most endangered species....................Dedicated leaders
The greatest natural resource..........................Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm".....................Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome............................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill...................Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease.......................Excuses
The most powerful force in life.............................Love
The worst thing to be without...............................Hope
The deadliest weapon..................................The tongue
The two most power-filled words.........................."I Can"
The greatest asset.........................................Faith
The most worthless emotion.............................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire.................................a SMILE!
The most prized possession............................ Integrity
The most contagious spirit............................Enthusiasm
     

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Here are some additional things to ponder and which may make you say "hmmm.......":
 
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
 
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
 
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They're both
dogs!
 
What do you call male ballerinas?
 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
 
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
 
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
he still wrong?
 
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Are the Disney theme parks the only people traps operated by a mouse?
 
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
 
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Hmmmmmmmmmmm.........


I'll leave you wondering now and simply say:  

Have a very HAPPY, HEALTHY, & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR OF THE SHEEP !!!  

   

Very sincerely yours,  


 
 
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